Steve Martin once delivered an opening monologue for Saturday Night Live in which he answered the age-old question How can I be a millionaire? His answer was fairly simple and straightforward, First? get a million dollars. If at this point you can't help but feel that Mr. Martin performed an extraordinary feet of oversimplification that night, then I urge you to read on, and hopefully, by the time you finish this essay, you'll be convinced that becoming a millionaire isn't nearly as difficult as everyone makes it out to be. Through a simple three-step process which I will lay out clearly, the keys to the millionaire's club will be shown to be available to anyone willing to merely reach out and grab them.